There are those that think that IT gurus are pimply little social inadequates who spend their life in front of a PC screen pretending to be cool to impress nerdettes in sex chat rooms.
Well, I prove that stereotype wrong. I have hardly any pimples. For a frontal shot of me in a thong click here, if you dare
For those of you that care, I am an IT trainer with XpertiseClick here to see just how clever I am.
Other exciting nerdy stuff that impresses chicks (apart from my talent for counting in binary on my fingers) include showing off on a couple of tv programs no-one has ever heard of on the .tv channel and (for about 3 seconds) on BBC Breakfast, and working for a couple of weeks in Dominica, Nature Island.
Spot the difference. One of these is me. One of them is some American. Spookily enough, we're both called Bob Simms. Doo dee doo doo, doo dee doo doo.
You'd think that with my stunning good looks and animal sex appeal that I would be in demand, but not everyone has your obvious good taste. See my rejection letter from For Women
I am a DIY guru as well! See my continuing saga of home improvements here:- Door 1 Door 2 Door 3